Pete LePage

By Pete LePage  |  On November 27, 2019  |  In Archived Tweets

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I was was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for my family. I asked the butcher, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

“Uh, no sir. They’re dead.”

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